The Consulting Artist
"Royal balls are such a bore, aren’t they?"

jamieacquaatyourservice:

claudiawillows:

jamieacquaatyourservice:

"I get the impression that they’re supposed to be. What else could such an awful set up be designed to do?"

"M’lady," Claudia told Jamie with a soft smile. "You are a strong, beautiful young woman. You are hardly worth all of the men who seek your hand combined. In fact,  you are worth more than one hundred of these pompous fools and their kingdoms."

"I know it as well as they do," Jamie mumbled. "The cocks might as well go about marrying themselves- they should, for all I care, it would certainly be more fruitful than trying to woo me. They could go off in pairs and double their lands and celebrate joyously and I would have no reason to interact with any of them."

A smirk came to Claudia’s lips as she listened to Jamie. “Me thinks m’lady thinks these men are the poorest of fools,” she giggled as she straightened the back of Jamie’s dress. “Have pity on them, m’lady, for they are only men who do not think with the had that rests on their shoulders. As far as it concerns me, they are no more intelligent than the animals in the stables… and that is still even an insult to the animals there. ”
Open RP

Claudia sat there as she looked up at the sky, her eyes soft as her mind wandered in thought. She was thinking of everything under the sun, anything and everything. She smiled as she let her head lean back slightly as she looked at the person behind her. “What’re you doing back there? You’re obviously up to no good!”

laughterkey:

vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

Always reblog.

gartersandmirrors:

elationandecstasy:

littlebanana77:

jollyrogers777:

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

Ha!

Omg it’s babies!!

oMg too cute!

baby skunks!

SEND ME A ★ FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS PICKING THEM UP AND THROWING THEM OVER THEIR SHOULDER

queenofspies:

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bonus points for the reason

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

Send me “Hey, sleepyhead” and my muse will react to finding yours in their bed.
Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you:

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

I want a cat dog

((Anyone wanna rp with Claudia? She’s fired up and ready to goooo!))