The Consulting Artist

randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th
motivateyourselfeachandeveryday:

As requested..
Open RP

agentscarterandjohnson:

claudiawillows:

"I saw a guy come in and gun innocent people down… and then leave like nothing ever happened."

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"Oh my… Do you—um, do you need a safe place to lay low for a while?"

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"Y-You wouldn’t mind, would you?"

Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number

chivalrousxhybrid:

  • 1: Hot, Steamy kiss
  • 2: Cheek Kiss
  • 3: Nose Kiss
  • 4: Forehead Kiss
  • 5: Firm Kiss
  • 6: Gentle Peck
  • 7: Romantic Kiss
  • 8: Eyelid Kiss
  • 9: Jawline Kiss
  • 10: Neck Kiss
  • 11: Collarbone Kiss
  • 12: Chest Kiss
  • 13: Stomach Kiss
  • 14: Kiss Along the Hips
  • 15: Kiss in the Rain
  • 16: Upside-Down Kiss
  • 17: Goofy Kiss
  • 18: Underwater Kiss
  • 19: Forceful Kiss
  • 20: Any of the Above
  • 21: Then there’s tongue

vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

It’s All Good (Claudia/Tolaas)

thevampirecowboy:

As he continued playing, he motioned for Claudia to come sit next to him.  He’d smelled her before he saw her.  He looked up long enough to grin and wink over at her.

To Tolaas’ surprise, people had started dropping money on the ground near his feet.  He tried to protest and wave away the acts of generosity, to no avail.  So, he just shrugged and continued playing.

Claudia got up and walked over to sit next to him. She sat down and relaxed next to him as she saw people dropping money as he played. “So… when did you learn to play the guitar so well?” Claudia asked him, her eyes sparkling in excitement as he played. “It’s been a while since I’ve heard anyone play this well.” 

She observed Tolaas for a bit; taking in his appearance, the way he moved his fingers, the way he gently strummed the chords of the guitar. She could tell how much he enjoyed playing the guitar just by the way he moved his hands.

It’s All Good (Claudia/Tolaas)

thevampirecowboy:

At the park, Tolaas was sitting on a bench and strumming his guitar.  He’d been relaxing, singing a few songs, and had somehow managed to gather a small crowd.

Even though Tolaas knew how good he was at playing, how good he was at singing, something always stopped him from fully acknowledging it.  Maybe it was 900 of living and seeing the world that enabled that bit of humility, maybe it was something else he couldn’t quite figure out.

But no matter how good he knew he was, no matter how many people complimented him on it, he always blushed and shook his head, then moved away from the subject.

Right now, however, he was very much enjoying the crowd that had gathered and was pleased they seemed to be having fun.

Once they’d gathered, Tolaas launched into a rendition of Joe Walsh’s Life’s Been Good.

claudiawillows

Claudia sat and listened to him play, feeling herself completely at ease with herself and the world around her. His voice was very smooth and didn’t have much in the line of difficulty to reach the notes he needed to hit. She smiled as she leaned back on a park bench nearby, she didn’t want to draw the attention from him, he deserved it. 

As he strummed his guitar, she felt her foot tap out the beat as she listened. She smiled softly as she took a small sip of her iced tea as she enjoyed the small show. While she was slightly jealous of all the girls Tolaas had drawn the attention from, she was confident enough to watch from afar.